Coffee absorbed through ballsack

PartyEverday88

Put coffee on my balls, felt pretty good and got shockingly erect afterwards.
Feelings i felt:
Androgenic
Low cortisol
Low serotonin
Euphoric
High Dopamine
Talked to angels
Hair regrew all over my burnt plane of a scalp
Growth pain in the jaw and zygos
Growth pain in the vertical axis
Growth pain in the balls and cock
Unconsolable horniness

Setbacks:
Coffee dripped into my asshole and onto my chair due to application method however i succesfully negated this on the second attempt by using a shallow bowl to keep my balls firmly within the coffee, i shalt post pics of the setback for all those curious.

raccoonmilk

@PartyEverday88 why are your feet on backwards?

ATP

How long did you soak for?

PartyEverday88

@ATP first time just poured coffee on my balls and let it soak in, second time kept the balls in coffee for about 25 minutes.

AryanWarlock

@PartyEverday88 how hot was the coffee?

PartyEverday88

@AryanWarlock warm, slightly above room temp.

Santosh

@PartyEverday88 said in Coffee absorbed through ballsack:

@AryanWarlock warm, slightly above room temp.

Does this method still work ?
Do you squat over a bowl of coffee ?

Mulloch94

That's interesting, but wouldn't it make more sense to use pure topical caffeine on the scrotum for this effect? Seems like it would, because unlike coffee, the caffeine would not have to be digested first.

It's basically following the same principle of using topical t4/t3 mixtures, and NOT topical desiccated thyroid.