Humorous musings
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Don't anyone DARE to touch this sign, or else ........
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A nun, a hot blonde, a German and a Frenchman are sitting in a train compartment.
They don‘t know each other and are minding their own business. The train drives into a tunnel and it gets so dark in the compartment that you could not see your own hand in front of your eyes.Suddenly a violently loud slapping noise rips into the silence. When the train leaves the tunnel everyone can see that the Frenchman is rubbing his cheek twisted with pain. Since they couldn‘t see what exactly happened, there is nothing but awkward silence and everyone just makes up his own mind on the matter.
The nun thinks to herself: „Almighty! That lusty Frenchman saw his chance to inappropriately touch that blonde woman and consequently she slapped his face. May god forgive them both!“
The hot blonde thinks to herself: „Oh. My. Gawd. That French bastard must have tried to touch my t*ts but accidentally groped the nun because he couldn’t see. But it seems like she took the proper revenge! You go girl!“
The Frenchman thinks to himself: „Mon Dieu! That German bastard groped the blonde woman while it was dark and then she accidentally slapped ME for it!“
The German guy thinks: „Perfekt! In ze next tunnel I‘ll slap ze French guy again!“
