As an avowed non-racist I like to wash and season my chicken with Dawn dish soap as I've been taught by my African American betters. Recently I ran out of dish soap so I had to substitute in bleach and I've started coughing up blood. Anyway, is this method of food prep peaty and should I start washing my carrots in the same way?

You need to cut down on using ebonics. It's directly linked to your eyes and your soul darkening.

Anyone know if there's any studies into this topic?

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