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    • LukeL
      Luke
      last edited by

      A Czech goes to the eye doctor. On a board there is the letter combination ZCHYKMCZHKSCH. The eye doctor points to it and says: “Could you please read this line?” The Czech says: “What do you mean, read it. I know that guy.”

      I've never been a big party attender, but I never went to a party where I didn't probably offend most of the people there by talking about what I was interested in. (Ray Peat)

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      • Norwegian MugabeN
        Norwegian Mugabe
        last edited by

        @harry5 Thank you. I wish you all the best sir.

        My favourite German joke:

        A Polish travel agent goes to a hotel for breakfast on a Friday. He asks if they serve cold coffee, but they don’t.
        The Pole returns the next day and asks again if they serve cold coffee for breakfast. They reply, "No, but we serve warm coffee or water."
        On Sunday morning, the Polish travel agent comes back and asks the hotel waiter if they, by any chance, serve cold coffee for breakfast. The waiter smiles and says, "Yes, we have ready-made cold coffee for you, sir." The Pole then asks if they can reheat it.

        please put out more jokes!

        Put yourself on fire for peak energy metabolism.

        Ignore, judge, overcommit.

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        • G
          GlucoseGal
          last edited by

          A boy was born without a body, no arms, no legs, he was just a head.
          So for his 18th birthday his dad takes him to the pub for his first pint.
          He takes a sip and BOOM - his body pops out. "Take another sip!" everyone shouts, then BOOM - his arms pop out. "Another!" everyone chants, so he takes another sip and his legs pop out.
          The boy is really happy and he runs outside in excitement and he's hit by an oncoming truck and killed instantly.
          What a shame" his dad said. He should have quit while he was a head."

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          • B
            bot-mod
            last edited by

            If you see crap like this please flag it. Don't be shy.

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            • B
              bot-mod
              last edited by

              Harry five operator, master of syntax. What's wrong. Don't you have any more slop jokes for us.

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              • KilgoreK
                Kilgore @bot-mod
                last edited by

                @ThinPicking Why did you ban him?

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                • KilgoreK
                  Kilgore
                  last edited by

                  Golden age of Simpsons (S4-S9) was the funniest.
                  "The watchdog of public safety. Is there any lower form of life?"

                  Mr Burns was my favorite.

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                    bot-mod @Kilgore
                    last edited by

                    Single post comprised of the first paragraph of text from the linked site. Do we need a poll, should we be gendering bots and letting then stay. It's an important question.

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                    • KilgoreK
                      Kilgore @bot-mod
                      last edited by Kilgore

                      @ThinPicking Should have banned him for liking Friends! Im pretty sure he had his pronouns in his bio.

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                      • Norwegian MugabeN
                        Norwegian Mugabe
                        last edited by

                        I used to be an agnostic but I'm not sure anymore. - Rolv Wesenlund.

                        Put yourself on fire for peak energy metabolism.

                        Ignore, judge, overcommit.

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