Has anyone tried shoving food up their ass? Seems like a better way to eat

[TumescentPeanus]

Pros:

1. Your intestine is right next to your rectum so you can absorb food immediately after intake instead of having to wait for it to go through the esophagus + stomach
2. A lot of vegetables taste bad and you don't have taste buds down there so you can eat all the veggies you want without it tasting bad
3. Feels kinda good

Cons:

1. You'll have to shit out your mouth
2. That's all I can think of

Did Dr. Peat ever try this out? I'm not sure how to make the switch from eating with my mouth to eating with my asshole. Do I need to fully cleanse so the food doesn't get stuck in the middle?