just noticed all trees are sexually dimorphic
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wtf i can't believe I missed that. obviously i saw the general pattern, sorghum, pine, buckwheat, more northern plants seem more masculine and have testosterone boosting effects. soy is an interesting looking bush. But their morphology
the level of sexual dimorphism in plants follows the same rule as in animals. More simple animals like worms or more simple plants as in pond scum or ferns have low levels of sexual dimorphism. their parts look equally phallic and breastlike.
advanced organisms like trees you can tell that some species are men and some are women.
i laughed out loud on a walk because of this pine tree. It was young and very verile looking, all of its branches had an upwards direction like a 110% erection, and its nuts were so numerous and so massive. it was very indecent and i felt totally mogged by the creature covered in a coat of 100 foot long appendages with nuts.
im glad i dont live with the giant redwoods
coconut trees are literally tropical women with matty hair and the fruits are obviously breasts, they literally are hairy brown and filled with milk.
most trees are incels/oldcels. for example willow/birch trees are generally aged looking women, but a very beautiful specimen of those are stacy tier. Most pine trees look like they have erectile disfunction as well
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@peatyourmeat most trees are incels lol. I guess trees move upwards due to phototropism. I assume this is why branches move upwards too. All I can say is that touching and smelling trees will improve both mood and health.
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I want to fuck a coconut tree
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potatoes are the coal miners of the plant world
dirty as fuck and spend all their time underground
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I had a young female tree make a move on me once. I fell asleep on her and she started caressing me with her branches...
Then I woke up.
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Glad to see more people finally becoming treepilled.
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@JamesGatz was it willow tree
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@thyroidchor27 It seems like it was this kind of tree
