Young Peata Testiclemaxxxing Protocol Round Table

joshiepenis

What's up gang? I'm drafting a second iteration of my highly exclusive testicle enhancement protocol after a disastrous Turkish cyber invasion destroyed all record of the first. Today I'm looking for the peatosphere for general advice and perspectives to help the young men of the world get big, beautiful, succulent, horsecock balls.

Some items may be seen as 'in jest' but are truly the most dire and pivotal points. Please conform to the goal of the creation of a new generation of proud rope-shooting big nuttas and keep criticism productive.

TESTICLE ENHANCEMENT REGIMEN - 2:

Supplements
Zinc Picolinate - 35mg daily
L. Reuteri - One capsule every other day
---to be accompanied with milk.
K2 drops - ~10mg oil applied to scrotum daily
---best accompanied with vit. C to maximize ATP production
Romeo & Juliet mini cigar - Every two days

Procedures
Ice your balls - Covered ice cubes physically placed on the balls for ~15 minutes, daily
Ball smashing - Punch, or otherwise deliver firm but acceptable blows to the testicle area
Urine retention - No pissmaxxing prevents ambient heat from the urethra from killing your nut vril
Gooning/Edging - You already know. Optimal: 4 hours, every two days

the MOUSE

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Norwegian Mugabe

Turning your balls into cocoNUTS will do the trick. I put coconut oil on my balls a few times a week and it seems to help.

Kilgore

@joshiepenis said in Young Peata Testiclemaxxxing Protocol Round Table:

Ice your balls - Covered ice cubes physically placed on the balls for ~15 minutes, daily

why

Kilgore

@joshiepenis said in Young Peata Testiclemaxxxing Protocol Round Table:

Ball smashing - Punch, or otherwise deliver firm but acceptable blows to the testicle area

wtf is wrong with you

Ray Peat Fanboy

Hi,

Megadosing vitamin A and high sugar consumption would probably be helpful in this regard.

bonobobookends

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noseleather

@joshiepenis
What do yall think of lugols iodine 2% applied to the scrotum?

joshiepenis

@Kilgore said in Young Peata Testiclemaxxxing Protocol Round Table:

@joshiepenis said in Young Peata Testiclemaxxxing Protocol Round Table:

Ball smashing - Punch, or otherwise deliver firm but acceptable blows to the testicle area

wtf is wrong with you

you wouldn't get it.

joshiepenis

@Norwegian-Mugabe said in Young Peata Testiclemaxxxing Protocol Round Table:

Turning your balls into cocoNUTS will do the trick. I put coconut oil on my balls a few times a week and it seems to help.

Thanks Mr Mugabe. This seems like a fun and engaging activity, a bit of cleanup may be necessary. May add it as an extracurricular for the noncel crowd.

Norwegian Mugabe

@joshiepenis I think focusing on the basics is enough. Be outside in the sun, lift weights, get good sleep, and eat nutritious food. I think hiking in the sun is one of the best ways to improve androgen production which goes hand in hand with bigger testicles. I have seen marked increase in ball size since I started hiking for hours on most days.