Optimal gooning regimen
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gooning is fine as long as you do it to femboys and trannys.
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I think it's okay as long as you're in public
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@toiletking interesting. I edge uh more than i should I guess and then when I do release its not that overwhelming
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This thread is fucking horrible
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@hootchy Yeah exactly, it's like you're diluting the intensity of the orgasm with each edge. The unopposed prolactin then lowers your testosterone and causes problems over time (hypogonadism, prostatitis, etc). The problem with masturbation is that there's not much besides the act itself that can gratify you so you subconsciously try to prolong it to get the most out of it. With sex there's a lot more stuff you can do that doesn't involve the penis to prolong the session. A healthier way to jerk off is by watching porn without touching your penis until the sexual tension becomes so overwhelming that you feel like you're about to cum any second. At that point you're already satisfied visually and from the friction inside your pants so all you have to do is to finish the job quickly and you're done. The orgasm will be intense and satisfying, and you can probably go for another round soon after. By testing and observing your bodily response to watching porn you can also see whether your body really wants it or you're doing it just out of habit/boredom. If you have to force yourself into it it's not good for your hormones and depletes nutrients.
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@toiletking excellent toilet king
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@figgernaggot 100% this
Masturbation undermines the entire purpose of Perceive, Think, Act by creating a endocrinological positive feedback loop, warping your perception, your thoughts, and your actions. And lets be fair, if you're into that kind of thing all three were pretty warped to begin with.
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I find drinking urine after a long gooner gets me out of the prolactin induced gloom. Probably replenishing the glucoronidated androgens you might excrete after something catabolic, Peat talks about this.
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anabology's post is insightful.... however, if you consider PMO (or edging) in comparison to vagine sex and the exchange of energy with a loved one, I think there's no comparison. so, i'd have to say graduating from gooning would be ideal. and, if you're circumcised, the increasing 'death grip' has deleterious effects on you peen
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I believe that Vitamin E could help with difficulties in this area of life in achieving a satisfactory movement, so to speak.
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@RapexEat Your optimal hourly period between ejaculations is (Age - 7) / 4.
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@glycogenbuddha said in Optimal gooning regimen:
Ancient Chinese have an equation for this. ((Age) - 7)/4. Haidut said something about it on interviewβ¦I canβt say more.
@SelectiveBreeder said in Optimal gooning regimen:
@RapexEat Your optimal hourly period between ejaculations is (Age - 7) / 4.
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this is 100% true btw
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What's with all of the incel discrimination? We can't all have sex with women. Some of us have no choice but to jerk off or completely deny ourselves of sexual pleasure and desire.
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Also chad just jerks off if he wants to, he doesn't need forum/twitter approval if what he's doing is moral/peaty (muh prolactin) or not. It is a religious concept that jerking off and or having sexual desire is a bad thing or not. You have to ask yourself if you should do it or not, no need for the religious neuroticism or SolBrah's grifting nonsense about how jerking off is sex with demons, accompanied by a link for $30 soap, $50 essential oil 1 oz cologne, and $45 t-shirts.
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When the dust settles, if threads like this still exist, I'm going back to RPF.
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My friend, ask yourself or rather, feel yourself, whether you're mastutbating because of a) mental tension b) fear c) boredom d) genuine desire to connect.
In my estimation, if you're young and virile, having sex 1-2 times a week is enough. Too little? Too much? Try going a week without instagram, twitter, media, movies, TV shows. See how your sexual appetite adapts. Maybe you need more, maybe you need less. Be natural.
-BigusDickus
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I goon 37 times per day. My personal record is 39
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@BigusDickus 2 times a week? What are you, a millennial/gen xer with ED?
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I have unironically noticed eating instant ramen noodles after the act removes all side effects of masturbation.