Jokes compendium

At a White House administration briefing, Donald Rumsfeld has bad news: "Mr. President, three Brazilian soldiers died yesterday while assisting U.S. forces. George W. Bush throws his hands up in horror and says "Oh, no..." After a while he looks up again and asks: "How many is a brazillion?"

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Norwegian Mugabe
31 Jan 2024, 12:09

Smiling and laughing are extremely healthy.

Please post jokes that you like.

“All men are mortal. Socrates was mortal. Therefore, all men are Socrates.” ― Woody Allen

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2 Replies Last reply 1 Feb 2024, 09:02
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Great reminder about the power of laughter, Norwegian Mugabe! Here's a classic one I love: Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! Hope that brings a smile! Also, for anyone looking for more laughs, I found a trusted site packed with funny puns that always keeps me chuckling: https://allfunnypuns.com/. Keep the jokes coming, everyone!

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A social scientist, a physicist and a mathematician are traveling by train through Ireland when they see a black sheep.

The social scientist says “Look, all sheep in Ireland are black”. The physicist says “You can't generalize that. You can only say that there is at least one black sheep in Ireland”. The mathematician replies “But you can't generalize that either. You can only say that there is at least one sheep in Ireland that looks black if you look at it from at least one side”.

Luke

A Czech goes to the eye doctor. On a board there is the letter combination ZCHYKMCZHKSCH. The eye doctor points to it and says: “Could you please read this line?” The Czech says: “What do you mean, read it. I know that guy.”