@Kilgore
Mate your only 22 yrs old so your body is more resilient to whatever you throw at it, but if you’re looking for something that you can take with you until the day you die and keeps you as fit as can be, then you need a style of training that will keep you healthy and pain free for life. It’s better to invest in building up a resilient body NOW and keep it running like a well-built, smooth, efficient machine than to build a clunky, inefficient painful/awkward one.
Functional Patterns is more a response to the fact that the styles of training seen in bodybuilding culture ended up hurting way more people than it helped. The people who promote it and get away with that style of training blast steroids and/or TRT to mask the fact that the style of training is not regenerative and sustainable. Functional Patterns promotes a style of training that is in line with our paleobiology and thus most appropriate, most healthy, most safe, and most functional for humans to do.
You worship the wrong god. The judeochristian god is a delusional man made invention from a primitive people who didn’t understand reality. The only God you need to worship is Life and this Universe, and by following first principles and it’s laws will you actually see positive change in your life. Anything that you do which is against the laws of nature and what evolution designed us for you’ll pay a price for.
I was raised Catholic and firmly believed in god and all that, would pray every day neurotically for him to make me a better soccer player and for the girls in my class to like me, none of that shit worked. I was a subpar athlete and unattractive to women. You know what actually makes me a better athlete? What makes me more attractive to women? Prioritizing high quality nutrition, training properly, keeping my cognitive faculties sharp, body/mind/emotional soul grounded and capable.
Elongating and decompressing the spine are great ideas, but you have to lock those gains in. If you just passively stretch it out, your body is just going to sink back to where you started, on top of the fact that stretching weakens your body over time as those muscles which are lengthened lose their elasticity and force contraction potential. You want to practice stretching your muscles in coordination with a functional movement pattern to adapt your body properly. Practicing things like standing transverse abdominal retractions and bird dogs will build core stability while elongating and decompressing the spine.
You can do what you want, and I’ll leave you alone, cuz it’s your life, but sacrificing health points for anything is really stupid, but I’m not surprised given your age and the kind of blind folly that youth tends to give.